Akira/18,
*formerly aki-rawrrawr*
I cannot begin to define myself, so do not do it for me.

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  • But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
    Me:
  • Okay, but consider this: more books.
    My brain:

sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

lovemoneybooty:

when you’re in the grocery store and your jam comes on

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

“The truth is hard to swallow when you’re choking on your pride.”

– Meat Loaf (via hqlines)

oreoofficial:

when a customisable character game doesnt have your skin tone

versacekardashian:

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ging-ler:

do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like

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blanksandbobbypins:

Cause vintage WWI lesbians are the best lesbians.

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with